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Creeping Jesus

A wee question

Did Jeanette keep the Wee Jimmy costume on?
Ox ya Moron

Is a Wee Jimmie costume summat tae dae wi golden showers?
Creeping Jesus

You must be the only person in Scotland who hasn't seen this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795
Ox ya Moron

Ah hud seen it. That's why Ah asked. Golden showerin isnae summat Ah've ever found appealin, masel, but Ah'm led tae buleev it's sumat thon swingin mebbe get uptae.

P'raps Onny cuild enlighten us.
Onny

I dunno that swingers get uptae it onny mair often or mair enthusiastically than ither folks. Swingers are  just the same as ordinary folk in the things they enjoy - they just don't feel the constraint of monogamy.

What I can say is that one particularly fab swingers website has one or two members using variations on The Krankies as their username and, that if the Krankies story is true, they ain't the only show-biz 'couple' involved in the lifestyle.
weejan

see how Onny avoids the question?  bom
tricky



Sends shivers up ma spine... silent
Creeping Jesus

Oh for fuck's sake Tricky! That's mah breakfast lost.
Creeping Jesus

WHit on earth ur they haudin?
Shuggy Vara

Ah see yon artickle sez thit Jinnet/Jimmy wuz uptae aw sorts 'it the height uv hur fame'. Diffrint meanins tae 'height' an 'fame' ah spose.
tricky

Creeping Jesus wrote:
WHit on earth ur they haudin?


This, less hideous version, reveals aw.



Creepy, sorry aboot yer Puffa Puffa Rice.
tricky

Quote:
And Janette, famous as naughty schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie, said: “We went out for Sunday lunch one day and got a bit romantic out at sea.

“We nearly ended up in France. I couldn’t make it last that long now.”


I'm guessin she noo allows him tae shut his eyes when he's pumpin her.
Creeping Jesus

Quote:
Creepy, sorry aboot yer Puffa Puffa Rice.


Whit? No in oor hoose. We huv genuine Jordans crumbled chipboard muesli.
Onny

tricky wrote:
Quote:
And Janette, famous as naughty schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie, said: “We went out for Sunday lunch one day and got a bit romantic out at sea.

“We nearly ended up in France. I couldn’t make it last that long now.”


I'm guessin she noo allows him tae shut his eyes when he's pumpin her.


Jist so long as he can shut his eyes when sumwan else is pumpin' hur.
weejan

but on a more practical note, she wouldn't have to get sore knees whilst she was getting her gob filled
tricky

weejan wrote:
but on a more practical note, she wouldn't have to get sore knees whilst she was getting her gob filled


Particularly when his/her wee floppy tits probly provide some paddin tae them.
Creeping Jesus

AH'm beginnin tae feel awfy no well.
Polwarth

End AI em hevving palpitations  and the boak from reading these posts.  Mai, Mai...  the things that dwarfs get up to (and as you all know...  I have a phobia aboot PRGs at the best o times).
Creeping Jesus

Palpitations and the boak Pol?

That's awfy serious.

Might I suggest my patent cure-all of Benlyn and white cider for your ailments?
Polwarth

Ai thenk ewe, CJ - but don't believe that even THAT sovereign remedy wull erase the photies this threid hus projected intae mai brain....

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