Another view from Bute House.The Glasgow Restaurant Association raised more than £30,000 for the Maggie's Cancer Centres by auctioning off framed forks signed by pseudo celebrities.
Auctioneer, and weel-kent Fat Bastird, Tam Cowan manged to get the price up to £300 for a fork donated by fellow Fat Bastird Alex Salmond.
"Come on," said Tam. "Have you seen the First Minister? He's not someone who gives up his fork easily."
Salmond was later heard trying to laugh it off but conceded his garbage disposal ate better then 98% of the world's population.