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Onny

C'moantae f*ck!

"A mother tried desperately to stop her 18-month-old daughter being injured when her 1800 pram collapsed with the youngster trapped inside.

Lyndsay Caldwell, 31, was collecting Leah from nursery in Glasgow when the Concord Neo Carbon buggy fell in on itself." (from the Evening Times).


1,800 furra fuckin' pram?
Creeping Jesus

It's super dooper as fuck ye know.



Ah widny like tae try tae nail thae wheels tae a plank tae make a bogey but.
Onny

I think the plank wis the wumman daein' the pushin'.
Creeping Jesus

Ah see it's got perfect road holdin.

That'll be for speedin roon Oran Mor corner inty the Byres Road tae use yer mulk tokens afore the shoaps shut withoot coupin the wean inty the gutter.
Ox ya Moron

Ma auld eyes urnae too guid at thi wee writin, dis feature number 13 say 'specious basket'? An dis it refer tae thi qwalities ae thi driver?
Effie

what a total mug paying nearly 2 grand for a pram.
Ox ya Moron

Fer thon amount ae dosh, Ah'd expect it tae be road testit by thi Stig.
Effie

For 1,800, I'd be wantin Stig tae chauffeur the wean aroon.

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