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Creeping Jesus

Embdy got a spare upper respiratory tract?

Ah'll swap a bucket o green an pink catarrh for a new perra bronchii an a trachea.
Polwarth

Sorry, CJ - mine ur shot....  colors

Ah feel your pain - and wish you better soon.
Ox ya Moron

Ah jist goat mines sortit a week ur so back. S'nice tae be able tae run ferra bus agin wioot skiddin oan ma ain gobbit.



Wis that too much info?
Polwarth

How can I put this?



AYE, IT WIS...    cheers  geek
Celyn

How the hell does catarrh be PINK?   smileysad            No, second thoughts, forget I asked.

Anyway, are you sure youse haven't all been asking Santa for a new guitar for xmas and he was a dyslexic sort of Santa?

I hope you all get well soon.
weejan

Santa got my presents wrong last year - I wanted a slim body and a fat bank account - so maybe is is dyslexic and befuddled
Celyn

He did the same thing to me, Jan.         Mibbe he's just a rotten bastard.
Onny

Re: Embdy got a spare upper respiratory tract?

Creeping Jesus wrote:
Ah'll swap a bucket o green an pink catarrh for a new perra bronchii an a trachea.


An Ah'll raise you a second dose of pneumonia in 12 months and query anither dose of infective endocarditis in the same time period.
Celyn

Ooh, it's a competition!       bounce

OK, Onny's ailments sound a bit more impressive BUT we don't know their colour scheme.    Any worse than green and pink?  

Actually, if one were to eat enough dye - say using food colouring or something non-poisonous - would it be possible then to be producing brightly coloured snotters and catarrh? 'Cos that could be sort of entertaining.   Different coloured snot from each nostril would be even better.  Yeah!   Could do paintings with it.  Sort of Jackson Pollock drippy painting kind of thing.   Win modern art prizes!   Get rich!    bounce


(and you'd have to cough up (heh) 10% commission to me for my genius idea, obviously)
Onny

I respectfully decline the invitation on the ground that I'm colour blind.
Celyn

I don't think that really matters much for winning modern art prizes.   I can see it would be a bad idea to be a pilot but being a painter might be ok.

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