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Rid Sonja

Strange days

It's been a strange cuppla days right enuff soithiz.

Firstly, me n Effs n Raddy wur roon in CJ's hoose oan Sunday when CJ (who'd been ootae the room fur a wee while came in wi a peeled grap oan a stick which he presented, wi aw ceremony - tae the luvvly Mrs CJ!  Mrs CJ, being the well bred and affy nice wee wummin thit she is, accepted his gift wi grace n nuthin else wiz sed between thum.  But ah can only surmise thit CJ hid dun sumthin reeeeeeeellllllllyyyyyy dreadful tae upset his lovely lady thit he felt it necessary tae spoil hur so rotten. Whit could he hiv done thit resulted in him being so nice tae hur?  Embdy goat any ideas?


Secondly, ah hid a bit ae a dilemma.  Whit dae ye dae when sumbdy sneakily knives ye in the back (but disny know (ur at least isny sure) thit ye know thit they did so) tries tae come back intae yer circle ae freens?  Whit tae dae?
Creeping Jesus

AH wid like tae point oot that it wis a grape oan a stick. No a 'grap', whitever that might be.

Who's been stabbin you in the the back RS? Surely somebody never got under yer sword erm?
Rid Sonja

Yer right CJ, it wiz indeed a peeled grape... but ah notice thit ye didny tell us whit yer crime wiz thit ye felt ye hid tae gie Mrs CJ wan oan Sunday.

As fur the second point... ah sumtimes um think too kindly ae folk until they reveal thumselves as the lyin scum thit they ur underneath thur false persona.  The only reason ah'd let thum near me again wid be so thit ah could hiv sum no-very-gentle pisstakin fun.
Creeping Jesus

Quote:
ye felt ye hid tae gie Mrs CJ wan


You realise that in a forum situation, a phrase like that is almost guaranteed to be pounced upon as innuendo?
soorploom

Creeping Jesus wrote:
Quote:
ye felt ye hid tae gie Mrs CJ wan


You realise that in a forum situation, a phrase like that is almost guaranteed to be pounced upon as innuendo?


Hehehe, Italian homosexual sex. Yer right CJ, ye huv tae watch whit ye type intae a forrum. flower
Shuggy Vara

Re: Strange days

Rid Sonja wrote:


ah hid a bit ae a dilemma.  Whit dae ye dae when sumbdy sneakily knives ye in the back (but disny know (ur at least isny sure) thit ye know thit they did so) tries tae come back intae yer circle ae freens?  Whit tae dae?


Hus yon ejeetshin turned up agen? Merr details needit probly, but ahd guess thit disimbowillmint uv sed backstabbur wid sort hings oot juss fine.
Shuggy Vara

Re: Strange days

Rid Sonja wrote:
But ah can only surmise thit CJ hid dun sumthin reeeeeeeellllllllyyyyyy dreadful tae upset his lovely lady thit he felt it necessary tae spoil hur so rotten. Whit could he hiv done thit resulted in him being so nice tae hur?  Embdy goat any ideas?


Doan be sae shoor it wiz a grape - hus embdy seen CJ's riginul eye since thi 'genriss' offur ae fruit oan a stick?
Rid Sonja

Re: Strange days

Shuggy Vara wrote:
Rid Sonja wrote:


ah hid a bit ae a dilemma.  Whit dae ye dae when sumbdy sneakily knives ye in the back (but disny know (ur at least isny sure) thit ye know thit they did so) tries tae come back intae yer circle ae freens?  Whit tae dae?


Hus yon ejeetshin turned up agen? Merr details needit probly, but ahd guess thit disimbowillmint uv sed backstabbur wid sort hings oot juss fine.


Disembowlment wiz ma furst choice tae, tae be honist... compress
Rid Sonja

Re: Strange days

Shuggy Vara wrote:
Rid Sonja wrote:
But ah can only surmise thit CJ hid dun sumthin reeeeeeeellllllllyyyyyy dreadful tae upset his lovely lady thit he felt it necessary tae spoil hur so rotten. Whit could he hiv done thit resulted in him being so nice tae hur?  Embdy goat any ideas?


Doan be sae shoor it wiz a grape - hus embdy seen CJ's riginul eye since thi 'genriss' offur ae fruit oan a stick?


Well, Mrs Ceej did eat it n declared it wiz delishus!! bom

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