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fairisle



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:59 am    Post subject: Eric Joyce, Falkirk MP.  Reply with quote

Ah see Eric Joyce  loast his rag and has been suspendit fur gie'in  a serious malky'in tae the tories at a  Westminster bar.   Looks like there wil be a by election now, in Falkirk.
He has brought disgrace on Scotland.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/a...-Eric-Joyce-assault.html?ITO=1490
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Malkying a Tory deserves a medal (as someone put it on Facebook).

Reading the Daily Mail deserves a good maklying.
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fairisle



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Onny wrote:
Malkying a Tory deserves a medal (as someone put it on Facebook).

Reading the Daily Mail deserves a good maklying.


Aye well,its in  the Scottish Herald as weel.
http://www.heraldscotland.com/pol...er-assault-allegations.1330052707
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the point you're trying, yet failing, to make is .....................



BTW, how's the perspiration issue coming along?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Onny wrote:
And the point you're trying, yet failing, to make is .....................



BTW, how's the perspiration issue coming along?


, just that you said anybody reading the daily mail deserves a guid malkying, well I have not truck with that.  

 I am rather puzzled though that you think  anyone deserves a medal for unjustified violence . I ask was it really worth Eric Joyce MP,  losing his job over a drunken brawl with  the opposition?  

My point is that it is Rather sad isn't it?  and bad press for Scotland. I don't think it is the kind of  image  that Scotland wants to give.  We are trying to get away from the idea of drunken aggressive Scot's men.  Well, aren't we?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What makes you think it was unjustified? Stickin' the heid (allegedly) on a Tory is an excellent idea.

You've yet to bring us up to date re your perspiration problem.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Onny wrote:
What makes you think it was unjustified? Stickin' the heid (allegedly) on a Tory is an excellent idea.

You've yet to bring us up to date re your perspiration problem.



Mibbie yer confusin me wie wan o'yer  pals.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fairisle wrote:
Onny wrote:
What makes you think it was unjustified? Stickin' the heid (allegedly) on a Tory is an excellent idea.

You've yet to bring us up to date re your perspiration problem.



Mibbie yer confusin me wie wan o'yer  pals.


Nae confusion though there wis a problem wi' Aran.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome Fairy!

It's no often ah encounter anybody that gets thir news fae the Daily Hurrahfortheblackshirts.

Ur ye a tory yersel?  Jist askin like.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jist cos wan (allejitly) pished Scot decides tae punkchyate his heatit discushin wi a glesga kiss, ayebdy hinks tit this sumhow sijests thit aw Scots ur aggressif pish airtists.

Wull, wur no. An Ah'm gonnae chib thi next persin thit sez we ur.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hullawrerr Fairisle. Dae Ah detect a pattern here?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Creeping Jesus wrote:
Welcome Fairy!

It's no often ah encounter anybody that gets thir news fae the Daily Hurrahfortheblackshirts.

Ur ye a tory yersel?  Jist askin like.



Me Tory?     Ah dinnae even bother votin noo.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ox ya Moron wrote:
Jist cos wan (allejitly) pished Scot decides tae punkchyate his heatit discushin wi a glesga kiss, ayebdy hinks tit this sumhow sijests thit aw Scots ur aggressif pish airtists.

Wull, wur no. An Ah'm gonnae chib thi next persin thit sez we ur.



Ah ken whit yer sayin, but, people dae tend tae  judge Scotland as  fu o pished bucky  neds if they git a chance, and thurs nothin like gein  Tories  mair ammo tae prove it, is thur?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ox ya Moron wrote:
Hullawrerr Fairisle. Dae Ah detect a pattern here?


Aye , a wis expectin tae get some needlin  fur ma patterns. cheese
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Eric Joyce, Falkirk MP. Reply with quote

fairisle wrote:
Ah see Eric Joyce  loast his rag and has been suspendit fur gie'in  a serious malky'in tae the tories at a  Westminster bar.   Looks like there wil be a by election now, in Falkirk.
He has brought disgrace on Scotland.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/a...-Eric-Joyce-assault.html?ITO=1490


No, he has brought disgrace on himself, not on Scotland.

As for a by-election, well, only if Joyce stands down voluntarily (Chiltern Hundreds sort of thing) OR if he eventually gets the jail for >= one year.  I think that's the way it works.   He has previously had trouble with drunk driving and with amazingly high expenses and is still around, so I'm not sure he's likely to stand down.   Well, not unless stood upon, really.

I imagine his constituents would be happier if they could have a time machine and have Dennis Canavan back.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Creeping Jesus wrote:
Welcome Fairy!

It's no often ah encounter anybody that gets thir news fae the Daily Hurrahfortheblackshirts.

Ur ye a tory yersel?  Jist askin like.


Be fair, it's possible to look at the Daily Heil and the Torygraph without being a Tory - I am far from Tory but I look at those rags online because I'd like to have some idea what goes on the the crazy heids of whoever voted in this Cameron/Clegg horror.   Handy thing about the nice internet.   Mind, it's getting pretty damn scary so I might be wiser to stop this habit before I have to cut my head off. with a blunt knife.

No idea about what our new pal Fairisle is - just saying people often look at newspapers they don't like.  Mind you, I'd  hardly choose the Daily Mail
to quote as a source for anything without being sure it was covered in real papers as well.

Also, re. blackshirts, I do wish they'd picked a different colour.  I mean, black shirts are fine - why the hell couldn't the Fascist scum have picked some other colour?  Like pink, or a yucky shade of blue or that sicky shade of green.  Or orange, come to think of it.  Basically, any colour that normal people wouldn't want to wear anyway.   Oh wait, I suppose it's because they weren't very nice people really.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might indeed be possible tae look at Rothermere's rag and the Barclays' bag of shit withoot bein a Tory, but this wis Fairy's first ever post in here.

First impressions an aw that.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, fairy nuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cream puff.  cheese
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hullawrer Fairy - Ah ken yer brither Carl.

It's no very oaffin thit we get a Tory such is yersel in here tae apologise tae the rest ae the wurld oan Scotland's behauf fur the ackshins ae wan wee guy thit cannae haud his drink.

Noo, as fur me masel persinly, Ah dinnae get violent when Ah take a refreshmint.  Ah jist laugh oot loud an occasionally treat the pavement tae ma curry.

Nixt time Ah go oot drinkin wi ma mates in Torontario, an shout oan Hughie up sumbdie's close, Ah'm gled we huv you tae apogolise tae aw the Kanaidjins oan behauf ae aw Scots, wherivvir they ur oan the planet.

Fairy Nuff?



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